Newsletter #1, January 15, 2010

This Saturday the baked goods will be so good,
Lisa and the girls are in a baking mood.
We'll have them at market for you to see,
and you can have them for a fee.

We hope you will find the bread you want,
come early or you will have to hunt.
If you want some goodies, we have it all,
in loaves of bread from wall to wall!

The Jalapeño cheese bread will melt in your mouth,
at least if you are from the south.
Our whole wheat bread is so soft and grand,
it is no wonder it's in demand!

And the soft white bread will seem so smooth,
to the touch and it the palate will soothe.
That's the three we first did make,
for you see, my wife does love to bake!

The sweet breads like banana nut,
come see for yourself, a slice to cut.
And the luscious lemon is not so bad,
if a cup of milk you only had.

The peanut butter is another one,
a brand new bread, the trial is done.
The cinnamon raisin is an old standby,
toasted with butter, oh me, oh my!

The coconut crumb is tasty and grand,
it needs no help for it will stand.
And that's about all except there's more,
if you order a pie from the Rosey Ridge store.

Now the jams, you see, we make here, too,
and we don't do it bad, though it's kind of new.
Made in the good old fashioned way,
that's why it's new in this time and day.

The strawberry taste is grand and real,
with a slice of bread along with a meal.
Get the raspberry one, because we do,
make it just like grandma and Aunt Elsie, too!

Peach is a few people's favorite choice,
they remember the taste and “wow” they rejoice.
Now blackberry is my favorite jam,
it'll win every time with the grandest slam!

Blueberry is sweet and kind of dark blue,
like a blueberry pie and so good, too.
Texas Traffic Jam, a specialty,
a famous cause, it was named by me.

A little more about that Traffic Jam stuff,
that line didn't do it, it wasn't enough!
The traffic jam that will make you smile,
it will cause one too, for many a mile!

A best seller, too, for some will cry,
if we sell out and tell them why.
I don't blame them them though and I'll tell you what,
we'll make you some and then you'll be caught!

The chocolate mix is made for milk,
pure and sweet, smooth as silk.
Granola for breakfast, cold cereal then,
will brighten you up, if you've no eggs or hen.

Our Green Leaf Coffee is the best around,
roasted fresh and pure from it's native town,
The farmer who grew it, from him to you,
the best of his crop, we roast it for brew.

It's done that way and you can know,
the next years crop he still can grow,
cause you paid him and now he can more than survive,
and call his home his, for his family of five.

I guess this newsletter is now done,
the ladies here told me to write the first one.
I thought this way wouldn't be so hard,
so you can see the jams got jarred.

The bread is baking and smells so good,
I am writing this while it's turning to food.
If you like this line, I'll do it some more,
and you can laugh at me till you're on the floor!